The Sultanate of Fake communism35 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.692 billion Fake communism35ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 75.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism35ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,439 trillion Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 215,082 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Fake communism35ian weed picker are way up, and the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism35's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fake communism35 is ranked 3,611^th in the world and 149^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 13,182.31 on the Gilded Widget Scale.